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  • nashew

    But then you can’t go in the door because you’re dead.

    But if you don’t, you can’t go in the door because it won’t open until you’re dead.

    • lyon

      Honestly if you don’t succumb to your peers, your head is likely to explode from the paradox anyway

  • Marscaleb

    You know, this almost explains why all the employees are skeletons. Since the staff keeps getting killed off at the end of each shift…

    • lyon

      Pig Boss just hopes they never figure this out because as it stands he never winds up having to pay them before they kill each other